Those hup, two, three, four GI Blues

The Perfecting Equilibrium Digest, Nov. 3-9, 2023

We'd like to be heroes,
but all we do here is march
And they don't give the Purple Heart
for a fallen arch
I've got those hup, two, three, four
occupation G.I. Blues
From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes

Editor’s Note: Veterans’ Day is celebrated this weekend, and so we intend to indulge in the universal occupation of veterans throughout the ages: go…