About that time I saved my phojo from dying naked in Shimoda

I'm big in Japan!

Perfecting Equilibrium Volume Two, Issue 45

I got the style but not the grace
I got the clothes but not the face
I got the bread but not the butter
I got the window but not the shutter
But I'm big in Japan
I'm big in Japan, hey, but I'm big in Japan
I'm big in Japan

Editor’s Note: For years I’ve joked that my autobiography was entitled Things I Did While Planni…