About that time I got blackmailed into teaching at the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism. Without a degree.
I wanna sedate the students
Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
I wanna be sedated sedate the students
Editor’s Note: For years I’ve joked that my autobiography, which I am planning to write Real Soon Now™, was entitled Thing…
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