About that time I accidentally volunteered to be parade master for the 24th Infantry Division

When the soldiers come marching home

Perfecting Equilibrium Volume Two, Issue 46

But I and my heathen heart
Will be lain upon some foreign shore
Here's the saddest Joe on the corner of the town
"Listen to the words" he cries
I love him in his craziness, his tatters and his courage
He'll thumb his nose at the straight and true
When the boys come marching home
They'll fly his rags from the highest t…