About that time I accidentally ended up in the Army for 4 years 4 months 28 days 11 hours 27 minutes and 35 seconds. Approximately

I’ve been through the desert on a Jeep with no windshield

Perfecting Equilibrium Volume Two, Issue 47

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
And after three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name

Editor’s Note: For years I’ve joked that my autobiogr…